Funny things my toddler says

So, yesterday my daughter made me laugh so hard I peed! So, I just have to share some of her silliness.

Her: -hands me a business card-
Me: "Oh? Thank you, what kind of work do you do?"
Her: "Not much"
Me: -laughing so hard-
Dad: -walks in- "Did mommy go crazy?"
Her: "No"
Me: -in between laughs- "Tell daddy what kind of work you do?"
Her: "Not much?"
-everyone laughs-
Me: "Crap I laughed too hard!"

A few days ago we were playing with her cousins (both boys)

-baby laying around Tsula brings him his bottle-
Me: "Do you like the baby"
T: "Yeah he's fat" -starts making piggy noises-
Me: "You don't say people are fat that's mean"
T: "I'm mean, -points to baby- piggy"
Aunt: -laughing "I shouldn't be laughing that's mean!"
T: "I'm mean, meanie, MEAN!"

When I asked Tsula what she wants for lunch.

T: -makes chicken noises-
Me: -hands her a plate of nuggets-
T: "Noooo, pop pop pop."
Me: "Eat the nuggets and I'll make you some popcorn"
T: -eats her nuggets-
Me: -hands her a bowl of popcorn-
T: -sticks her face in the bowl making chicken noises-

I love my baby girl she's so silly, she can always make me laugh.

Swearing

So my loving husband was reading to our sweet little daughter yesterday. When he said "there's a boat in Dora's backpack". When our daughter heard this she exclaimed "What the FUCK a BOAT!" Of course my husband instantly started laughing and i was frozen not knowing wether to be mad she said it or proud she used ut right. Well i just ignored it until this morning when she looked at her dad and pointed "bish". I assume she was trying to say bitch which again she used it somewhat right but not sure how to deal with it. Honestly I don't want her to grow up thing words have power that they don't but I also don't want her to be hurtful with what she says. So i've let my husband take over this because i have no idea how to teach her that intent is what's important not the word itself.